Tag Archives: #humor

Holiday’s Confuse Me

Ever since I was a little girl, I could remember being wildly conflicted. I liked being near people, but interacting with them was exhausting. The strange thing is, I can talk about anything and usually get along with others easily. But to do it all the time? Brings a great weariness to my bones. I…More

Why Scary Movies Were Banned in My House

I knew I was different when I was a child. That sounds narcissistic as fuck, but it’s true. Some years ago (when me and my mother were on speaking terms) I remember describing to her in perfect detail what my baby room looked like. Lot’s of violet and stuffed animals with gauze-y white curtains and white…More

2016, I dub thee The Year of The Turd Part 2

OK, I tell myself. Things haven’t gone well this year. I have a roof over my head, let’s switch gears. My Brain: Remember that career you always wanted as a police officer? Yes? Yes! Let’s do that. OPTIMISM!!   So I worked hard. Harder than anything that I have ever worked at in my entire…More